Once Upon a Time I…
Once upon a time I saved the universe with the Eleventh Doctor and loved it. Meanwhile, Rose Tyler and Donna Noble painted the TARDIS pink. The end.
Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with the Eleventh Doctor on Christmas. Meanwhile, Martha Jones and Rose Tyler got sent back in time by the Weeping Angels. The end.
Once upon a time I went to a Beatles concert with Ten while orbiting a supernova. Meanwhile, Nine and Donna painted the Tardis Pink. The End.
^That is lovely.
Once upon a time, I visited Shakespeare with River Song while wearing a a fez, meanwhile, Donna Noble and Sarah Jane were having a spa date on the Tardis. The End.
Once upon a time I got a boner because a Dalek in my underwear, meanwhile River Song and Sally Sparrow, burned up a sun to say goodbye. The End.
Once upon a time I solved a murder mystery about the Tenth Doctor in my underwear. Meanwhile the Tenth Doctor and Captain Jack Harkness were fluffing the Doctor’s hair. The end.
Once upon a time I crashed the TARDIS with The Doctor on Christmas and meanwhile the TARDIS and Dalek were preparing their wedding.
Once upon a time, I went to the Medusa Cascade with the Tenth Doctor while hopping. Meanwhile, River Song and the Tenth Doctor heard the sound of drums.